hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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