So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
