Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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