i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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