dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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