If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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