going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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