I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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