and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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