Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
