Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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