We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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