Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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