he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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