out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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