I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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