After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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