He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think my moral compass just broke
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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