How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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