Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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