Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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