I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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