You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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