i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Small penises have feelings too.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
organizing the empties. That sober.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
and you fell through a lawn chair
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
