I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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