she looked like the before picture.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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