I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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