no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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