C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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