..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
