He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
