So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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