obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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