is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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