thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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