sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.