ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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