How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.