that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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