I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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