Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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