brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i dont even know how to be here
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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