would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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