is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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