Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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