Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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