We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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