listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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