About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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