I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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