Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
