: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I am midnight drunk by noon
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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