Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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