i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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