you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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